Sean Penn

Now we’re getting into the nitty gritty of the list.

By the logic of the rest of this list, Oscar winning actor and activist Sean Penn has Derek Jeter’s Herpes but rather than poke fun at him I will leave it at that, because I live in Los Angeles and it is a very real possibility that the man will punch me.

Already in possession of a laundry list of awards and accolades, Penn can count Jeter’s VD along with “Going full retard” and inspiring entire generations of burnout stoners.