Chris Evans

Getting bit by the Jeter’s Herpes bug wasn’t enough for Captain America Chris Evans so he came back for a second helping.  Chris has been tied to former Jeter girls Jessica Biel and Minka Kelly and because they’re adults and not grade school children at a dance awkwardly holding hands exactly one foot apart I’m going to assume they did the thing that beautiful people tend to do. Which is fuck each other.

Congratulations, Chris Evans. You made the list of Top Ten Guys with Derek Jeter’s Herpes.