Orlando Bloom

Next in the Top Ten Dudes Derek Jeter Gave his VD To is Orlando Bloom, best known for his roles in such great zombie films as the Lord of the Rings series and Pirates of the Caribbean because both refuse to die. 

Looking back on his career, his style of “being a whinny fucking bitch” makes sense, knowing that he’s dealing with an infection that was more accustomed to a treasured national athlete and not people with the stature of a Middle School Art Student.