Sure Eminem sold a couple million albums off of his feud with Mariah Carey, post-breakup, but you know what else he got?

Derek Jeter’s Herpes!

The last few years have been some of the rougher ones for the ungodly wealthy and critically acclaimed rapper as he’s had a very public battle with addiction. But, unlike most celebs whose private lives bleed out onto the pages of rags like US and Star he made his Adventures in Narc Land public by openly speaking about it, showing that a path to recovery is rarely easy regardless of your stature, yet ultimately worthwhile.

(Please don’t read that with a sarcastic voice. I’m actually being serious here)