If you were ever into kung foo and owned a Playstation 2 chances are that you bought a version of this game out of a giant box at Best Buy for about $2.00 because the only other options were NintenDogs and Wild Wild West on DVD. 

At first Dynasty Warriors was pretty freaking radical. I mean the components all made sense: You were some dude or girl with a giant (something sharp) and you just beat the ever-loving crap out of hordes of no named soldiers in an open environment foot-war. But, after about 7 versions of the same game that hat went out of style real quick.

Funny how a game that started out as a fighting game and quickly changed its format to Musou war style would then slam the brakes on all innovation and sort of give up.

After 8 iterations of Dynasty, not including the Dynasty Tactics game,it then spawned Samurai Warriors 1, 2, 3 and 4. With the new Playstation 4 coming out, Developer Tecmo Koei is set to re-release Dynasty Warriors 8 in February, which just begs the question, “WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE STILL BUYING THIS!?”

How They Should Die:

I get that people still enjoy the games, but, is there really that much of a difference between 5, 6, 7, or 8 to warrant the release of anymore of these games? I mean… My god, you run around with a big sword and kill things. It hasn’t changed! It will not change and because of that I see it only fitting that this franchise goes out the way it came in, with one bad ass motherfucker slaughtering dozens of minions like in the dojo scene in Kill Bill.